Why I Read The New York Times

From a 10/9/12 Ben Shpigel article on the New York Jets’ loss to the Houston Texans.

”On the touchdown that capped a ruthlessly efficient 85-yard drive, three members of the secondary were so badly fooled by Matt Schaub’s play fake that Owen Daniels seemingly had time to translate Beowulf into Mandarin — after learning Mandarin — before catching the 34-yard pass.”