A Return Foretold by the Sages, Blessed be They

So, a long, long time ago I used to write things on the internet. I stopped because real life handcuffed me to the physical world, away from the place I had grown to love.  While shackled, I honed the dark arts of covert lock-picking and ninja bloggery, and have only now escaped to write again.

Good to see you again fair internet. You look like you’ve gained some weight.