The Wig Upstairs

A wig lives on the floor above me, directly across the court…Yes, a wig.

You might find yourself doubting the veracity of my previous statement. Accounting for this, I submit for your leisure my documentation:

Exhibit A

(Not enough for you?)

Exhibit B

I did some research and found New York City’s renting laws to be quite fair to artificial hair products (but even wigs pay exorbitant rents).You might at this point be wondering if I have perhaps mistaken my neighboring hair piece for a South American Tsantsa, ( , some light reading on shrunken head preparation) and I must admit the distinction is a hard one to make. All I can say is that I have seen that ridiculous thing sit on that window sill for a week without moving. Something is definitely awry…